|Props if you can see where this is heading...|
This is Ray Manzarek.
Ray was an original member of The Doors.
Therefore, in effect, he is...
Yup. I seriously just cheated that much. Not only is this a person, and not a door in the traditional sense, but I didn't even TAKE this picture, if you can believe it. Who the hell do I think I am?! On a serious note though, dig Ray's chops here. How man-tastic do you have to be to sprout such a beastly shrub of face pubes, and at the same time such a gloriously smooth and shiny man-shag? This dude had it goin' on. And those lenses! Are those octogons?! Dear sweet mother of God, teach me, Ray. Teach me to be like you!