Aren't we all imperfect? Stretch marks, mom ass, morning breath, potty mouth, whatever. We've all got something - usually a list of things - that we would change about ourselves if we could. But we are who we are. So I say try to accept the things you can't do a damn thing about (life's too short!), do your best to change the stuff you can, and otherwise let your freak flag fly! If we were all perfect... well, okay, that would be awesome! But let's face it, supermodels account for less than 1% of the population. (I also like to imagine that they are all complete morons, though that's probably not true.) The rest of us Jane and Joe Schmoes just have to do what we can with what we've got. Some of us have more to work with... and others more work to do. Either way, there is beauty to be found in accepting who you are - on the imperfect outside as well as the in.
Friends, go forth and be funny-looking!