Saturday, August 25, 2012

why we're soulmates

So the initial feedback on that last post was less than stellar: the hubs thought perhaps I went a bit too far this time. A little too Fifty Shades of Party Cake.  A tad too porny.  And since I respect his opinion and  his morals, I was thisclose to having a crisis of conscience and taking it down.  But then a funny thing happened.  The post, which I'd shared on my Facebook, pretty much blew the EFF UP.  Friends and friends-of-friends were re-sharing it, and discussion threads were forming.  Discussion threads!  From strangers - about my silly little blog!  As a result my readership sky-rocketed to a record number - the highest so far for a single post since writer, interrupted began.  And if you know me at all, dear friends, you know that readership and popularity win out over morals in my book.  E'ry time.  So I left the post alone (DUH) and it continues to gain views.
So what has this experience taught me (aside from "never listen to my husband")?  It has taught me, once again, that you, my readers, are some seriously sick and filthy human beings.  You will read anything, and have no dignity, no morals.  You crave smut and profanity, gobbling up every last bit of obscene, immoral trash I feed you.  You are human compost heaps, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Best friends forever?!  Yesssssssss.

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