So you know those "text from" websites? Sure you do. There are quite a few of them out there - Texts From Last Night, Texts From Bennett, and even Texts From Dog (that one's actually pretty funny). Well, tonight I think the hubs might have unknowingly launched a whole new genre. Behold, the next big thing:
Texts From Man Attending Father/Daughter Dance
These are actual texts I received from Benjamin
while he accompanied Annie to her school dance:
6:14 pm: "This is easily the most terrible and awesome thing I've ever been to."
6:27 pm: "Oh god. DJ dude just pulled out a limbo stick and this turned into a shit show real quick."
6:45 pm: "Just taught a gaggle of little girls how to shuffle."
6:52 pm: "No less than four dads with legit full-neck tats. Wonder if they've been to prison."
And finally, the piece de resistance:
And whadya know, he really fucking did.
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