Friday, May 4, 2012

texts from...

So you know those "text from" websites?  Sure you do.  There are quite a few of them out there - Texts From Last Night, Texts From Bennett, and even Texts From Dog (that one's actually pretty funny).  Well, tonight I think the hubs might have unknowingly launched a whole new genre.  Behold, the next big thing:

Texts From Man Attending Father/Daughter Dance 
These are actual texts I received from Benjamin
while he accompanied Annie to her school dance:

6:14 pm:  "This is easily the most terrible and awesome thing I've ever been to." 

6:27 pm:  "Oh god.  DJ dude just pulled out a limbo stick and this turned into a shit show real quick."

6:45 pm:  "Just taught a gaggle of little girls how to shuffle."

6:52 pm:  "No less than four dads with legit full-neck tats. Wonder if they've been to prison."

And finally, the piece de resistance:

And whadya know, he really fucking did.

Free shoes, too?!  Fancy!

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