So let’s just go ahead and address the elephant in the room here: it’s been like a month since I’ve blogged. I know. I’m an ass. And I’m not going to make any excuses. All I’ll say is that I’ve had some pretty serious personal issues going on recently. It’s bad. A death in the family. A couple deaths, actually. And a missing person. Also a sex tape scandal. A rather large fern in our living room is wilting. Plus, I’m growing my bangs out (can I get an amen?!). Shit’s been ROUGH. And when your dad and grandma die [twelve and five years ago, respectively] and there are leaves all over your living room and your bare ass is on the internet, it’s kind of hard to churn out light-hearted quippies about ginger kids and ice cream orgies. Just sayin.
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My loves, I'm sorry – I let ya down.
I’ve missed you.
Thank you for missing me back :)
*Okay, after fielding two separate inquiries from concerned friends, I feel this post requires a disclaimer: IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT! I mean, except the deaths; those people are really dead. But they've been dead a long time now. You don't have to feel bad. Kthxbye!